You may not have a Swiss passport, but if you're anything like The Frau, that won't stop you from becoming a Swiss parent. Here are 11 signs you're ready for that red passport:
You’ve bought the rubber pants in one of two regulation colors from Migros.
Your toddler says no in at least two languages
You have the Famigros card (and the submarine shopping bag)
You’ve participated in a Slow Up
You don’t have a car but you have a stroller almost as big as one
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You breathe a sigh of relief when you score a train or tram with step-free entry
You can’t wait for your child to turn three so they can be in the Waldspielgruppe
You realize the one and only swing at the park is always taken
You realize no matter what park you go to, it’s designed for 7-year-olds and the one and only swing is still taken
You don’t even notice that your child answers your English questions with Jas and Neins anymore
You make all day trips based on the Kinderwagenwandern book
Have you become a "Swiss parent?" How?