When we first arrived, our new Swiss German world was quite intimidating. New language, new rules, and even new signs. The signage used around Switzerland cracks me up. There was a lot of time and energy put into each of these signs. Making sure each picture perfectly illustrates its meaning. However, I don't think they were expecting my "fresh off the boat" American interpretations.
This one is my favorite:
Rule 1: Do not generate a smoky cloud over the person in front of you.
Rule 2: Always have money. Nothing here is cheap.
Rule 3: Do not start a band on the tram.
Rule 4: Avoid sawing off the seat next to you.
Rule 5: Do not use razor-bottomed shoes to saw the seat in front of you, either.
Caution: Children fleeing.
People and bikes may cross the bridge. No horses!
Beware: Hidden booby-trap ahead.
Dogs may not poop near Adliswil.
When all you have are pictures to go off of until you learn the language, my advice is to just be yourself. I think the Swiss expect us to make mistakes and look like silly Americans. It is just our nature. I wouldn't want to disappoint.
For more by Deb, visit Peterthals in Zurich.
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